Congratulations, you just reached new highs of stupidity!

Listen up, you pathetic excuse for a human (or non-human) being. You have stumbled upon this website, knowing you are uninvited and unwelcome. You are nothing but a leech, a parasite trying to suck the life out of this website for your own stupid purposes.

Well, let me make something clear: You may have passed your entire life under the radar, without ever getting noticed by anyone (with the possible exception of your mother), but this is about to end. The powers that be are watching your ignoble acts and will hold you responsible. You may think you're smart, but you're not. You may think you're anonymous, but you're not. You may think you're safe, but you're most definitely not.

Don't think you're a hacker just because you think you got around our security. Real hackers are creative, intelligent, and above all, respectful. They don't go around breaking into other people's websites just because they feel like it. If you really want to be a hacker, try using your skills (assuming you have any, which I seriously doubt) for something useful. Otherwise, you're just a pathetic wannabe. More specifically, a soon-to-be-very-unhappy pathetic wannabe.

As you know, unauthorised access to this site is prohibited. In other words, you are allowed to visit this site if and only if you are allowed to visit it. Which you are not.

Moreover, unauthorized access to this site is not just a violation of its rules, it's a violation of common decency. It's like breaking into someone's house just because you feel like it. It's rude, it's disrespectful, and it's not going to be tolerated. Keep doing it and your immortal soul (assuming scum like you have one) will probably suffer the consequences. You may get to spend eternity in hell. Not a funny prospect, believe me. Your karma will also suffer. You may get reincarnated as a stone, or as a piece of shit. Which will serve you well, of course, for we both know that this is what you are, in essence.

Last but not least, it goes without saying that trespassers will be shot. But this will really be the least of your problems.

So, just this one time do something intelligent and get the hell out of here. Fast. And never ever come back. Otherwise you may end up facing consequences far beyond what you ever imagined.

Consider yourself warned. The consequences of your actions are on you.